Hopefully this ridiculousness will give you the fortitude to go to work/school/obligations tomorrow with the conviction that you are a necessary part of maintaining balance in a cosmos so riddled with people made of Logic Fail. Your every breath, every staple punched, every keystroke, every chicken you bake...these are vital to the survival of reason, logic, order, and intelligence in a world of bigots, idiots, up-assed heads, "morans", reality-deniers, and fringe lunatics.
Your recompense for such heroics is getting to laugh through your fear:
ETA: Not sure why this went to my blog instead of GT. Ah well. Occasionally seeing your comments in the greys keeps you humble.